Grade A Fridge
My fridge recently passed all his exams,
Some of which involved chilling hams
He only just got his final result,
It's an A, without a fault.
I was so proud, a pat on his back,
Efficiency is a tough nut to crack.
You see, I only got a D,
As to procrastinate is for me!
And here's a haiku about a kid who was kicking the back of my seat on a recent train journey:
Kid Kicking My Seat
Good God, please stop now
I will tie you to that chair,
No more I can bare.
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